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The Crystal Heart (Volume 1) by Anthony Swinsinski
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The man-god gave his life out of love for the Varian people of Arathia, by ripping his own heart from his chest to provide life-sustaining light and warmth in an eternally dark place. The Ree-Kyae are pure evil, and cannot live in the light of love, so they've figured out a way to shatter The Crystal Heart. Now, by collecting all the pieces and reassembling The Crystal Heart of the man-god, it's up to Kinley to repair the damage done, and restore the balance, beauty, light, and warmth of The Crystal Heart.
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Noisome Beasts by Robert Chatham
Rating: 4 Stars with 2 votesCategory: Humor
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A stolen bag of cheese puffs. A battered Aerosmith cassette tape. A mysterious half-man, half-corpse. A quest to write the baddest rap of all time. Todd Jenkins, formerly a server at Cracker Barrel, will investigate these and other mysteries in his journey to seek out his real father: "Family Matters" star Reginald VelJohnson.
Todd's journey will lead him to nasty all-you-can-eat buffets, Fundamentalist conventions, and a horrific future featuring murderous robots. Join Todd and his best friend Edgar on their terrifying adventures across the American midwest, into darkest nightmares and sensual dreams. Wonder as they freestyle with hobo rap kings. Marvel as they purchase a model Frankenstein's Monster. Wince as they try hard not to touch the door handle of the truck stop bathroom.
But wait: this special deluxe edition of Noisome Beasts comes with not one, not two, but THREE bonus short stories. Aerosmith's Steven Tyler crashes a sweet-sixteenth birthday party. A middle-school band covers "Louie, Louie." SEXY BIKERS RIOT. Read them all, or keep one and trade the others, guaranteeing yourself a tidy profit!
Tolerated by fans of Daniel Manus Pinkwater, David Sedaris, and "A Confederacy of Dunces", Noisome Beasts will change your life and make you a stronger, better person. Wait. Hold up your arm. Look at that bulging bicep, just from reading this description!
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Smokin' Hot Mess (The Arthur Quinn Mysteries) by Bill Williams
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Arthur Quinn spends his free time helping his friends and loose associates out of dire straits to soothe a guilty conscience. When he's not managing his inheritance or tending bar, Quinn wanders the side streets of his beloved hometown of Austin Texas and parts beyond looking for trouble.
The amateur detective is in the middle of a work out when the phone rings. An old friend is just stepping out of the police station after a long interrogation. Earlier that morning, someone had murdered her estranged husband and left the body cooling in the driveway. Now the police have her in their sights and she needs someone who knows the police.
Quinn steps in and interferes in the police investigation, leaving a trail of business cards in his wake. An angry detective wants him for tampering with the case as Quinn searches for the killer, afraid that the clues will lead back to his old friend.
This volume also includes the rough draft of the first chapter of the next Quinn novel, The Milk Run.
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Screwing Up Time (The Screwing Up Time Series, Book 1) by C. M. Keller
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Mark Montgomery is a slacker content with his life. He's a senior at New Haven Prep, has a great friend, and after graduation he'll get a brand new sports car from his parents, assuming he stays out of trouble. Then, she comes into his life--Miranda with her I-just-escaped-from-a-Renaissance-Fair clothing. Only, she hasn't. She has come from Bodiam Castle in the Middle Ages and demands a secret ingredient and a book of recipes for traveling through the treacherous colors of time. Although Mark has never even heard of either before, he must find them, or Miranda will die. To save her, Mark must break into a psych hospital to visit his grandfather who once tried to kill him, pass through the colors of time, take on a medieval alchemist, prevent Miranda's marriage to a two-timing baron, and keep it all hidden from his parents. The sports car is definitely in trouble.
SCREWING UP TIME, told from Mark's point of view, is an 85k-word/360 page novel for young adults. An author interview is included with the book.
SCREWING UP TIME was a 2012 Amazon Breakthrough Novel Award Quarter-finalist.
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