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Wilde's Fire (Darkness Falls) by Krystal Wade
Rating: 4.1 Stars with 55 votesCategory: Action and Adventure, Fantasy, Horror, Romance, Young Adult
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Katriona Wilde has never wondered what it would feel like to have everything she's ever known and loved ripped away, but she is about to find out.
When she inadvertently leads her sister and best friend through a portal into a world she's dreamed of for six years, she finds herself faced with more than just the frightening creatures in front of her. Kate's forced to accept a new truth: her entire life has been a lie, and those closest to her have betrayed her.
Wilde's Fire is the thrilling first instalment of debut author Krystal Wade's urban fantasy Darkness Falls trilogy, already exciting critics with its intensity and immersive, unique world and concept.
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How to Prevent Unicorns from Stealing Your Car and Other Funny Stories. (Take a Break & Have a Laugh Series.) by Oleg Medvedkov
Rating: 4.4 Stars with 13 votesCategory: Humor
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Imagine yourself reading humorous stories by Mark Twain, Jerome K. Jerome, Ambrose Bierce, or O. Henry. Or watching Blackadder and Dick Van Dyke make funny jokes. Well, this book is not it, exactly. However, this is as close as it gets for a modern humor book.
Here you'll find a collection of funny stories. While designed to be the funniest book for years to come, this turned out to be merely hilarious, with a few funny jokes and humorous punchlines. The humor in this book comes from the dialog and interaction between characters and is based on the following idea:
★When you exclude anything that is improbable, whatever is left, is not as hilarious.★
Intellectual humor, political satire, or a humorous book that makes you think this ain't. This is simply a "laugh out loud" entertainment, as silly and upbeat as it gets. If and when you have a few minutes to kill and need a laugh, that's when reading this self-proclaimed "humor book" comes in handy.
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✔ Car theft by the seemingly unstoppable Unicorns has become rampant. Protect your vehicle from these paranormally despicable evildoers by reading this easy How-To guide.
✔ The CIA secret agent is trying to infiltrate the infamous KGB. Would the spy succeed in becoming a double agent or would his mission sidetrack into a more ridiculously gripping "danger zone"?
✔ Any touching love poem translated verbatim from medieval French is laugh out loud hilarious to a modern reader. The Eye is a Window to the Soul is doubly so.
✔ An enthusiastic pitbull with an unstoppable zest for life makes a new friend. Would he listen to his wise girlfriend who wants to keep him grounded or would he go where no dog has gone before?
...and more!
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P.S. If you've had the perseverance to read the above self-serving nonsense that is designed to make you buy this book all the way up to this point, consider me duly impressed - you are a saint. We should do lunch sometime.
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Godsworld (The Portal Catch Series) by Alden Scott
Rating: 4.7 Stars with 6 votesCategory: Fantasy, Science Fiction
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Monsters do not exist. There is nothing hiding in your closet waiting for the lights to dim and your eyes to close. Santa Claus isn't real, and neither is the Tooth Fairy.
From the lips of parents to the ears of their maturing children, these confessions have been passed down from generation to generation. Marcus believed in the world's magic, and was crushed after learning it was a lie. With no good deeds rewarded, or bad behavior punished, he wandered through life destined for mediocrity.
That was before he awoke in a world surrounded by mythical beings, and thrust into a conflict between humans and the nightmares they created.
With his home world on the brink of destruction, and the population of legends losing their grip on sanity, Marcus has little time to bring peace between the opposing factions. Aided by an unlikely band of "fictitious" creatures, he reluctantly sets out to unravel the mysteries of Godsworld.
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The Wrong Tom Jacks (The Genehunter) by Simon Kewin
Rating: 4.8 Stars with 6 votesCategory: Action and Adventure, Science Fiction, Thriller
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The Genehunter #1: The Wrong Tom Jacks
Simms is a genehunter, paid by megarich collectors to track down the DNA of the famous for their private zoos. He's employed to locate the genetic code of Tom Jacks. But not the rock star Tom Jacks, just an unknown namesake.
The job bugs Simms. Something about it is wrong. Someone is playing him. Problem is he doesn't know who or why. None of the illegal plug-in technology filling his brain is much damn use. The one person who can help him is an ex-lover, but she's also the one person on the planet who never wants to speak to him again.
The last thing he needs is Agent Ballard of the Genetic Monitoring Agency pulling him out of the jump network to interrogate him about someone he's never even heard of.
Someone called Boneyard...
A Sci Fi cyberpunk novella set on an Earth slowly going to hell. The Wrong Tom Jacks is the first of five science fiction stories following the adventures of Simms, genetic detective and all-round nice guy.
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